It’s almost doneeee. Just some final touches before the con this weekend. Battle punk #SailorMoon
Her manager said: “We expected that the performance will become viral and be controversial, that was the plan from the beginning. It is better to look at beautiful models pretending to play the guitar than ugly musicians who actually play the guitar.”
HERE WE ARE PEOPLE… .THIS EXPLAINS THE CURRENT MUSIC INDUSTRY IN A FUCKING NUTSHELL!!
Listen here, okay? Listen…
This is my first time doing it. I swear it is. My whole life I vowed I’d save myself for my husband, but I think what I really meant was that I’d save myself for someone I loved and loved me and just was deserving of all that love.
I know that you never saved yourself for me. In this day and age it’s hard to. But I saved myself for you and I know,
I know that I’m not beautiful. And I know very well that no guy would want to lose their virginity to someone like me anyways. I know, I know all that.
But I also know that I love you. And that I think I’m ugly but when I’m with you the world is just so, so gorgeous.
And that I’d like to be with you forever and ever, and that I saved myself for this moment so we could begin this forever and ever
with an act I’ll never be able to repeat, or reimagine, but only remember for the rest of my days.
I love you.
Everyone who tries to create love with an emotionally unaware partner suffers.
You can say “Bitch” on national television but you can’t say “Shit” because in our society it’s more acceptable to degrade women than poop.
Paul Wesselman (via valeria2067)
This quote just punched me in the face and took my breath away.
i honestly wanna print this shit out and making it my praying sanctuary
what the fffffffffffffffheck
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
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